I Would Be CanadaIt’s so hard to pick my favorite shirt from Toothpaste for Dinner. Actually, no it’s not. I love “if i had a dollar for every time i had sixty cents, i would be canada” so much that I’m willing to go so far as to call it an instant classic. I’m not anti-Canadian in the slightest. Hell, some of my favorite people on earth are Canadians… Cory Doctorow and the Flickr Team spring to mind. A joke now and again is fine, but basing is reserved for asshats like Ann Coulter.

So if you just like a bit of cheeky ribbing on America’s neighbor to the north [Or you're the sole member of the Tucker Carlson Fan Club] you should probably pick this up. Also, who doesn’t like buying things from people who make their pug model their wares?

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